“Smile”

“It increases your face value.”

Thanks to my friend L for reminding me of this, Dolly Parton for making it up, and everyone else for not judging my bare shoulders.

🙂

I wish I could clone myself a few times….

to make it so that I could write this blog a little faster!

Thanks to famous blogger C Jane for helping inspire me a lil with this one.

“Close your eyes and clone yourself…”

The LDS Church doesn’t have an official stance, but still truth in jest 🙂

Shout out to my boy Neil!

Just another shout out to this amazing human being, Neil Pasricha, author of the Webby-award winning blog 1000 awesome things.  Thanks for inspiring me, giving me hope and confidence, and also being a HUGE PART of the creation of this blog!

Hey Mr. PASRICHA, did you see my post about a PASHMINA scarf?  See what I did there?

Seriously though, Neil, come on out to Salt Lake.  Bring your girlfriend with you.  We’ll have a swell time.  And I’m sure with the dough you’re rolling in you can afford to take me out to eat.  Think of the traffic it would do to BOTH our blogs!  And this ain’t no truth in jest invitation.  This is….dead serious 🙂

Satan is on Facebook,

but so is God.  Who’s friend request will you accept?

No man can serve two masters. 

Thanks for the help on that one, Andrew.  BYU taught me to quote my sources. 🙂

Turkey Trimmings

People I swear I go outside these days.  I do take showers (once a month is normal, right?), eat, sleep, hang out with others.  But yes, it is true that I also have been WAAAAAY into my blog lately.  No denying that.  Don’t be hatin’!  Anyways, so far I’ve had about 50 views from Turkey.  TURKEY!  Never been there.  But my brother and sister-in-law DID bring me this Pashmina scarf from there a few years ago (that’s what happens when your brother is a doctor and you are not).  Just wanted to share.

Thanks to my Turkey viewers!  I hope you keep coming back!

10 fingers and 5 toes

I have a certain friend.  He has 10 fingers and 5 toes.  He had a freak-accident (I’m no stranger to those) a few years ago where he had to have them amputated.  Cray-cray, right?  Anyways, this guy is a good guy.  He is really funny and close to the Lord and works hard.  Even though he doesn’t live in Provo anymore, I am so grateful for our friendship and just know we will keep in touch for years to come 🙂  I will show you a picture of his foot (but not of his face!)

And guess what?  His foot ain’t the most interesting thing about him…not in the least 🙂

an apology to Therapist “Zach”……kinda :)

*names have been changed to protect the innocent therapist

I’m sure it’s really hard for you Zach (don’t tempt me, Michael Scott).  I’m sure you wanna show my blog to all your friends and be like:  I helped her get there!  But those dang confidentiality laws/professional boundaries.   Haha….I’m sorry for the torture.  But I also think you probz REALLY enjoy reading this blog, dontcha?  maybe not but maybe…

#catch ya on the flip side 🙂

#cant answer me…

oh and by the way this isn’t the first time I’ve communicated via code:

That GIRL needs therapy…

shout out to my therapist…you know who you are…thanks a million 🙂

if i become a famous blogger, its partially cuz of YOU!  we can go into business together and take over the world (think Pinky and the Brain)……

but if i don’t it’s ok too

#therapy isn’t weird

#everyone could prob benefit

core beliefs: kindness, humor, expression, Christ